September 2011
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August 2011
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> Mom tells you “I’m going to drug test you before school, btw”
> Immediately stop smoking weed, be scared straight
> Abstain from drugs for a month
> Never actually get drug tested
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GUESS WHO MOVES TOMORROW
MEEEE BITCHES! Try and stop me, natural disasters!
But seriously, please don’t because you did a good job last week.
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unnecessary anxiety pt 634
I’m getting kind of really worried that I won’t end up making many friends in school. Also that my two roommates will become really good friends and I’ll be the odd man out. This is all because everyone moved in today (Monday) but I won’t be moving in until Thursday. Am I missing out or just freaking out? The main thing I was looking forward to in college was making friends...
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make-your-own-meth kit →
I'm so itchy
I want to peel my fucking skin off. Even if I go just one day without washing my hair, my head is sooo goddamn itchy. Fuck psoriasis. On top of that, my legs are covered in bug bites but I cant keep benadryl or antibacterial creams on them because the band-aids are in my sleeping parents’ room!
I’m going insane right now, you cannot imagine how uncomfortable I feel.
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And lastly from that period I remember riding in a taxi one afternoon between...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via romanholidays)
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dude
she doesn’t want your nerdy dick just because you can have a conversation with her in Spanish.
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just my luck
Hurricane Irene is supposed to hit the day that I was going to move into my dorm!! If they change the move-in day to Saturday, I’m gonna be pissed because I’m not even getting to the airport until 7:30, so I wouldn’t be in Manhattan until like 8:45-9. Monday would kind of suck but not really. Either way it’s probably going to be shit weather. Perrrrfect.
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this will be harder than I thought.
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suncatmusiic:
The Decemberists - Calamity Song
Album : The King Is Dead (2011)
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New York City, entire North East Coast, just had a...
Shiiiit good thing I wasn’t there yet.
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