I'm not a woman, I'm a fucking force of nature.: Archive

I'm not a woman, I'm a fucking force of nature.

January 2012

108 posts

December 2011

119 posts

please explain this joke to me

Last night I was driving into a gated community and I had to stop and talk to the guard. It’s the kind of neighborhood where you have to give your name and they make you a pass. So I tell this bro my name and as my pass is being printed he goes “Lemme guess…Halebob?” And I’m like “….what?” and he says something about Halley’s Comet I...

skyeblue asked: lalalaaaa your hair is the most beautiful thing on this earth, just sayin'. kudos to you for having the guts to change it so drastically.

I wish I had more followers so I could actually...

What is THE MOST badass thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean badass like “Once I found a five dollar bill on the street and I picked it up and nobody asked for it back.” I’m talking about the kind of stories you tell your friends, and their mouths are just agape the whole time and when you’re done they say something like, “DUDE THAT’S SO FUCKING...

suggestions needed

what are some of your favorite albums? I don’t care if they’re old or new, just anything that you like to jam to. I can’t torrent things using my school’s internet so I need to stock up on music while I’m home. help?

my teeth feel out of place

but I left my retainer in my dorm room. I have a hair appointment tomorrow oh god I’m freaking out. but I’m still pretty sure I’m gonna get it a lot shorter yaaya also I need to stop saying “I guess” or “sure” instead of firm, enthusiastic responses because apparently it drives people insane

“retarded people eat corn dogs”

– haley the retard (via xenons)

Louis CK's Shameful Dirty Comedy →

youmightfindyourself: viafrank: I’ve been thinking about Louis CK lately. I’m a fan of his show on FX, and I’m so happy his recent adventure in distributing his newest comedy special himself has been a rousing success. But my thoughts are going elsewhere to wonder why he has blown up in popularity in the past couple years, and why his comedy seems to resonate with these times. It always feels...

i'm really sick

of men (read: boys) acting like they own me. I’m not dating anyone, so why do these guys act like I owe them something? I refuse to change what I’m doing or refrain from what I want to do just because some boy is going to be mad about it. When I want a father figure, I’ll let you know. ARGH I’m going insane. I have recently discovered that, contrary to popular belief, males...

Anonymous asked: you looked cute(r) when you didn't part your hair down the middle. maybe that's the change you need so guys won't think you're just a "dude friend"!

ugh I’m so torn about going home. I want to see my friends and all, but I know my mom is going to make it suck. Within a week I’ll be ready to come back to new york and have roommates to bug me and a shitty shower and really cold walks to class early in the morning. but at least I’ll have a car

a boy just told me that he thinks no one is interested in me because I’m pretty much just a guy friend. fuck. my. life. why can’t I just be attractive? am I supposed to wear dresses in winter now or something?