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Finished my gov essay
mangolove: The Strokes // Someday
Spying on UN leaders! Offering incentives to obscure countries that will house Guantanamo Bay detainees! Failed negotiations with Iran about uranium! Leaking information that puts our allies in danger!
that moment when you put on your jeans and realize...
indian in the cupboard
You looked cute on Wednesday. almost too cute.
So begins a story that I will post on tumblr because Kyle Hampton did not find it amusing when I told it in person. Yesterday Nate and I are smoking a blunt in his backyard, totally at peace because we know that everyone is out. Being the lazy and cursory pair that we are, we do not bother removing the controlled substance from the kitchen counter (one can see where this is heading). Suddenly,...
Went to court today
Was the only teenager wearing business slacks, button up shirt, and heels. Watched kids who had speeding tickets be forced to go to the morgue, take classes, give up their license, pay huge fines etc. Was scared shitless by the time it was my turn Stood up for thirty seconds while the judge said that I just have to go to traffic school for a day and I won’t have to pay any fines/get any...
had a weird dream
that I broke my pipe. LOL THNX GAWD I WOKE UP
Of course all life is a process of breaking down, but the blows that do the...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise
when does an indistinguishable day become a great...
When you find out that someone is going to speak to the Dean of NYU on your behalf, of course! ~wild dance~
one of those kik accounts? What’s your username?
To girls my age who act like they know the internet: Fuck you. I was here first. Eat shit and choke on memes and the words “epic fail.” HMPH. lol *trivial rant*