“The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.”
All life is just a progession toward, and then a...
“I love you”
Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.
I hope to have some friends. I miss that feeling. Maybe everything will pay off soon :(
BEST MUSIC NOSTALGIA.
What is this! It is something very awesome.
I got sum cayooot ass clothes taday! I am so happeee bout it, material things are so GREAT. You know it’s true.
If I could just meet ONE person who wasn’t so fucking predictable. It would be so sweet. UGhhh it’s like people don’t even try to disguise their lies. And their weird decisions. Ack
Nevada kids are actually lucky, guys
we have NEVADA DAY on HALLOWEEN. Dude….we will always have halloween off from school. That, my friends, is something to cherish :’)
Just came up with a sweet band name
While writing a paper. Shadow’s Affliction??? Is it already a terrible band?
Almost forgot about the best part of the day
Today in my math class, a boy lost his seat and had to sit next to me. He said, quite audibly, “Ugh, now I have to sit next to the weird girl.” to his friends. FUCK. YOU. ASSHOLE. I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR INSIDES BEFORE YOU’RE EVER COOLER THAN ME.
I got those shaky gums and a couple o’ loose tooths. Now tell me, what should I do? Clock’s always stuck tellin’ 11:11 or 3:32
Strokes of luck
So although my car is totaled (*sobs, tears*) my settlement is $500 more than the loan plus the deductible. Yay. And luckily my dad is coming into town this weekend anyway sooo new car time. »things went better than expected